Category Archives: Distractions

Tesco FTW!

So, you post a self-admittedly “bitchy” tweet because your groceries are too heavy. Then you get all self-righteous after the amusing response tweet from the subject of your bitchiness. The evidence:   There are so many things wrong here, where does one even start? You’re carrying your shopping but it’s HURTING YOU OMG THE PAIN.

Getting Ahead of Myself

Haven’t even finished writing it yet – much less know if it is going to be a short story, a novella, or something full length – and it already has a cover…

Watch Out!

As much as I wholeheartedly believe the Internet is evil, and will be downfall of civilization, the fact that there’s an entire subset of comedy writers who seem to do nothing more than pen hilarious mock reviews on Amazon gives me hope. How to Avoid Huge Ships